So I made a goal to eat better and lose some freaking weight. I got a healthy diet outline from the director of a boot camp that a girl I work with is attending.
I'm supposed to spend the first seven days ridding my body of toxins by not eating any processed foods, sugar, caffeine, carbs or red meat.
Day 1: Mission Accomplished
Day 2: Thwarted by big boss man as he handed me an ENTIRE CASE of girl scout cookies. And not just assorted girl scout cookes. Thin Mints and TAGALONGS (aka the BEST COOKIES EVER CREATED.) I didn't eat the whole case . . . just a WHOLE BOX.*sob*
Day 3: Thwarted by Diet Coke and my long standing addiction to the juice of life.
Day 4(today): DAMN THOSE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AND THE DIET COKE!!!!
Ok but I must give myself credit where credit is due . . . I have done SO much better. Cut way back on the cheese and the bread and the french fries and MOST of the chocolate. I've been drinking bucketloads of water (and peeing buckets too). And I've been eating lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts and yogurt . . . now I just need my thighs to start shrinking ASAP. My comfy jeans aren't seeming so comfy anymore . . . Anyone know someone I could trade wit and sarcasm for liposuction?
Ta-Daa! Sticky!
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seriously... you should try the sonoma diet. it's seriously the greatest food you've ever had and it totally works. it's not one of those "cut out all carbs" or "eat only protein" kind of diets. it's just one that makes sense, and is good for even those who aren't trying to lose weight. my mother-in-law lost 25 lbs on it... a woman who spent her entire life addicted to sweets (as she put it). i lost somewhere around 10 or 11 lbs on it and i have sisters and friends who have done the same. you can just get the book at pretty much any book store, or even online. anyway... that's my two cents, from a person who is totally anti-fad diets. but trust me, it works and it's so good for you. i always feel SO great when i'm doing it (as in, right now... again).
and don't feel bad... everyone cheats on their diets. at least it was DIET coke, right?
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