Relaxing Week-end my Back-end

I want to go back to high school.

Seriously, what happened to the weekends where you could actually RELAX and have a good time? Ever since we got stupid ga-ga in love and decided to get married and do the adult thing and buy a house, WE HAVEN'T HAD A WHOLE LOT OF FUN on the weekends. I mean SOMETIMES we do, if we make a conscious effort to go on a trip or something . . . but seriously, this house stuff has GOT TO STOP. Because this particular relaxing weekend? We did THIS:

Ooooh new tile! No more white linoleum with PINK ROSES!

Add in a smidge of this:

OOOH texture!

And a little bit of this:

OOoh tile borders!

And some of this:

Ooooh demolition

Followed by a little of this:

Ooooh big strong husband man lifting heavy things by himself! He's so hot and strong. And totally not standing over my shoulder reading this right now. Totally not.

And this:

Oooooh new sink!!

Aaaaaand we discovered this:

Yes folks, red AND green paint splatters. There's more where that came from too.
Apparently our bathroom used to be CHRISTMASLAND!!!!

After that we did a little bit of this:

OOOOOH new light and mirror and MIRROR FRAME!!! Preeetty! And no more gray death paint? Surely you jest!

And unfortunately we still have quite a bit left to do. (OK a LOT left to do.) But progress was made. SO much progress. Now we only have to spend about three more weekends doing home deterioration before the mad/crazy cleaning begins so we can introduce our house to it's new owners! (Who will be very rich and fall in love with our house in all it's wonder and give us $20k more than our asking price because they just HAVE to have it.)

In prettier news, I now provide you with a shot of my hooker outfit, starring NEW BOOTS in a nasty dirty old mirror. Sorry 'bout that. But boy they are lovely aren't they?